Do You Hear What I Hear?

I just figured out I must have that Bon Jovi song "Lay Your Hands On Me" playing from my womb for the whole world to hear because everyone feels the need to touch my abdomen. I told one person at work that my backside was growing also would they like to touch that too. I don't blame people and in a way I'm sure it's endearing but come on, I might as well have been born with a permanent sign on me that says "Personal space issues, please approach with caution".