FInding Something to Laugh About

I haven't found much about pregnancy actually very funny but I wanted to post some jokes I found trying to lighten my spirits. This post is for you Summer!!


What is the most common pregnancy craving?
For men to be the ones who get pregnant.


Fatal Things to Say to Your Pregnant Wife
"Not to imply anything, but I don't think the kid weighs forty pounds."
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Darn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from Richard Simmons."
"Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, that's gotta hurt."
"I'm jealous! Why can't men experience the joy of childbirth?"
"Are your ankles supposed to look like that?"
"Get your *own* ice cream, Buddha!"
"Got milk?
"Retaining water, huh?"